I was talking to my uncle today and he came up with a fantastic idea. Lets use my tattoo as my new passport. Instead of stamps and visas let us use this piece of body art as my official identity. This way I can parade the worlds airports without a shirt baring my candy kiss nipples.
I just realized with this seemingly harmless post, I touched on the NWO barcoding theories. I could write alot about that.
Edit*: Keep an eye out Mr. Government, cause Im looking at you.