As this is the first time something of this magnitude has occurred, I am not entirely sure what to feel. Although there is salvation in knowing that I won't have to fret about the, "oh man I really should talk to this person" mentality, there is also great trepidation which arises in the fact that NO-ONE IS ONLINE!
What happens when I run into an internet emergency huh? Who do IM when when I find out Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite? Who do I IM when I see a Kansas fratboy do something especially stupid on youtube? WHO FACEBOOK?! WHO??
What happens if I run into the next 2 girls 1 cup? What? Do you expect me to use email you communist bastards?!
DO YOU THINK MY GMAIL CONTACTS WOULD APPRECIATE A LEAKED VIDEO OF 2 ORANGATANGS FISTING A ZEBRA?
DO YOU FACEBOOK?!
I am so stressed right now.